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How Do You Say “Depravity” in Italian?

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My book’s been published in Italian!  I don’t speak this amazing language of love, food and fottendo, but I’m told the new title roughly translates to “Bad Girls Are Made, Not Born.”  In honor of this transcontinentally depraved event, I’m giving away a signed book (in the original English) to one lucky, dirty, winner.

To enter*:

  1. Become a fan on Facebook (see link at right.)
  2. In the comments below, tell me why you absolutely CANNOT live another day without this book.
  3. Be sure to leave your e-mail in the e-mail field, not the body of the comments (unless you’re trolling for spammers.)

I will pick one winner by next Thursday June 19th.

*Sorry, but I will only ship to US addresses.

The Girl’s Guide to Depravity XXX-Mas Giveaway

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We have a winner!  Congrats to Lexie, who uses Rule #7: The Best Way to Get Over A Guy is to Get Under Another Guy … “or in some cases two or three or four!”

I’m in a giving mood, and this time I’m not just giving head to my boyfriend!

I’m giving away a signed copy of The Girl’s Guide to Depravity book for XXX-Mas to one lucky fan.

To enter, leave a comment below telling me which depraved rule you love to use and how you’ve used it. It could be one of my rules, or one you made up yourself.  I’ll announce a winner on Tuesday, the 18th.

I’ll only mail to the continental US but if you’re an international fan and are willing to pay for the shipping, go ahead and enter below!

Good luck, bitches and Merry Fucking Chrismukkwanza!

The Rules of Depravity At Work

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Don’t fuck with my readers.

The Girl’s Guide to Depravity fan A. decided to put Rule #18: There’s More Than One Way to Fuck a Man to good use when she employed one of my handy revenge tips from the book on some asshole’s Facebook wall.

I think that guy got fucked pretty good. Rock on, my depraved sistah!

Do you have a story of the rules at work?  Let me know and I’ll feature it on the blog!

 

 

Depravity + JWOWW = The Perfect Couple

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The O.G. Depraved Girl, JWOWW herself, is giving away three signed copies of my book on her website!  All you have to do leave a comment telling her what depraved rule YOU live by HERE.

And if you can’t wait go another day without learning the rules of depravity, buy your copy on Amazon today!

Calling All My LA Peeps!

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Come say hi, buy a book and listen to me read something from the depravity handbook.  There will be booze!

Even Ugly Can Be Pretty In The Dark

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When is it a Date?

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Girls are always asking me whether or not that drinks/coffee/dinner/movie “thing” they went on was a date.  So I made this handy reference guide and put it in my new book, out next week.  You’re welcome.

Sometimes Douchebags Happen to Good People

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The Book Is Now Available Online!

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The book is now available online!  You can order a copy of yours HERE! 

Because Planning is for P*ssies

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