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Its The Weekend… Why Don’t You Hook Up With a GIRLfriend?

Posted by Rachel Hangover in Weekend Why Don't You

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Mmmmm, girls.  Girls are just so…  HOT.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you’re not a lesbian.  You’re not even bi.  But c’mon, admit it…  you’re a little bi- curious.  As you should be, cuz let me tell you, a little girl on girl can be the best in the world.

This is coming from a bonafide bi girl.  Now, I don’t date girls – I just like to occasionally, drunkenly, make sweet sweet passionate love to my hottest girlfriends, no strings attached.  Its really the perfect situation: we are already comfortable with each other, we have already (probably) seen each other naked, we have already discussed what we do and don’t like, and there will be no post hook up drama or awkwardness because we’re just homies.  We can be sexy and be totally casual about it.

Now, I know what you’e thinking:  ‘Gross!  Vagina is not my thing!’  Well, guess what?  It doesn’t have to be.  Most girls who like girls don’t mind a pillow princess as long as it means we get to hook up.  You don’t necessarily have to reciprocate on the oral deliciousness.  The fact of the matter is that girls have guys beat on a lot of other things: they kiss better, they smell better, they taste better, they’re more sensual, they listen better, and they pay better attention to what YOU like – they’re not just trying to please themselves…

And the most important thing that girls do better than guys:  EAT PUSSY.  One of my girlfriends asked me if I was so good at it because I “have an owner’s manual”.  Another girl told me she had thought that she didn’t like that – no man had ever made her cum that way.  And another girl once said, “Sometimes it takes a woman to do a man’s job to show the man what he’s been doing wrong.”  She said that in front of her boyfriend…

The majority of the girls I’ve hooked up with are ‘straight’.  Thus making me a firm believer that all girls are bi- some just don’t know it yet.  So why not give it a try?  You have nothing to lose, and multiple orgasms to gain.  And who knows?  Curiosity might just kill that pussy…

Its The Weekend! Why Don’t You… Bite Me?

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Rarrr.  So, why don’t you bite me?  No, seriously.  Literally.  OWwww!  Whoa, not too hard, just, like… sexy hard.  I mean… making love is beautiful and sweet and sensual and, well, LOVEly.  But doesn’t that get a little boring after a while?  (Yes.)  So why not get a little fresh with your lover?  Get a little naughty, get a little rowdy, get a little… bite-y.

I’m not saying draw blood or anything.  And I’m not saying it needs to erupt into a full on S&M session either.  All I’m saying is there is absolutely nothing wrong and a whole lot of things right with marking your territory, just a little bit.  The thing is, Location, Location, Location.  You don’t want to leave your boo looking like a teenager who just landed their first crush.  Or even worse, the victim of some sort of violence.  So pick a spot that is sensual and discreet.  (Nipples.  Totally the nipples.  For women, they are meant to be sucked and practically chewed.  For men, they don’t need ’em anyway.)

Getting a little rough is not for everyone, but you never know who is down until you try.  And you’d be surprised – its always the people you would least expect.  I know, personally, if I left you with some bite marks, I was just letting you know that I had a good time.


Its The Weekend! Why Don’t You… Up Your Sexting Game

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In the digital world we live in, texting has become not only a necessity, but an art form.  In the digital dating world, sexting is no less a necessity, and if you’re not treating it like an art form, you’re doing it wrong.  Its fun, its easy, and it will get your guy so eager to get his hands on you that there will be no time for all that pesky ‘how was your day’ stuff.  And nothing makes a man more crazy than knowing that you’re thinking naughty thoughts about him while he is not with you.

I was in a long distance relationship for a while, so sexting became a major form of communication for us.  Thus, I consider myself somewhat of an expert.  The way I see it, there are three main forms of sexting, and you should master them all.

First, there is the BLUNT TEXT.  This is when you either, A) change the conversation to naughtiness, like so: shutupor B) when you start of the conversation by getting right down to it, like so: waking moment (The last one works best when they are just waking up or getting off work.)

Next, there is simple WORD PLAY…