Last summer, every girl I know was raving about all the hot guys on Tinder and how it was such a quick and easy way to meet them. However, flash forward to the present day, and I don’t know a single person who ended up having a Tinder success story, myself included.
One of my girlfriends dated a guy whom we now believe was homeless (he had no friends and he basically moved in with her on the second date), another one fought with her date over their dinner bill, and one of my guy friends got involved with this crazy bitch who put his picture, phone number and e-mail address on Grindr when he stopped calling/fucking her. When he texted me from a new number a few days later and told me the story, I was equally amused and horrified.
The guys who are on Tinder now are total creeps, so if you want to amass a large collection of dick pictures on your phone, fuck random dudes and never hear from them again, Tinder is be perfect for you. But all the eligible bachelors have seemingly quit the app, so if you’re looking for more than a late night booty call, don’t even waste your time. You have a better chance of meeting a decent man at a dive bar (or OK Cupid) than you do from swiping right.