Just The Tip…Of The Week: Get Elevated!

Posted by The Girl's Guide to Depravity in advice, sex

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Whether it’s investing in a Liberator or using a few pillows to prop yourself up, it’s all about getting banged at the right angles.

My ex and I invested in a Liberator because, well, why the fuck not. But if you don’t have $200 to throw away on a massive foam wedge that you have to hide in the back of your closet when friends come over, two regular pillows always do the trick. Not only does it make certain positions feel better (read: deeper penetration), but when it comes to doing it doggy style, you will always look better with your tush in the air. Some guys may claim to be leg or tit men, but deep down, every dude is truly an ass man. When you bend over, any under-ass/thigh cellulite virtually disappears, they can see your vag and if you’re a pro at arching your back, it makes your butt look bigger and your waist look skinnier.

You’re welcome.

Just The Tip…Of The Week” comes to you via SINGLE GIRL PROBLEMS, where you can read more of Elisabeth’s ramblings about everything from overpriced sex furniture to dating douchebags in Los Angeles.

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