Meet Miss March, Hellin Heels, who might be the nastiest Depraved Girl of the Month yet!
NAME: Hellin Heels
AREA OF SLUTSPERTISE: “The Scandalous Slut”
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID?: “I fucked the farmers son on the back of his tractor. Made him keep the suspenders on this was last week. The scandalous, yet classy, slut sometimes has to disembark in to foreign territories in pursuit of pleasure. The farmers son was well worth the trip, I didn’t even flinch when I pulled the hay out of my ass. I was still in a cock coma.”
DEPRAVED RULE YOU LIVE BY: “Rule #3: Develop A Magic Pussy Duh!!!!!! Mine is platinum coated, just see my blog post, How to make your pussy scandal-rific!”
THE MOST DEPRAVED THING YOU’VE EVER DONE TO GET A GUY: “Sometimes putting on your most desirable skivvies and showing them what you have at all costs is key to getting a man to fuck you, unless he’s gay and therefore, please read: Shoot the Piano Player!”
THE MOST DEPRAVED THING YOU’VE EVER DONE TO GET REVENGE ON A GUY: “I was dating this guy who I really liked and he dumped me for a blonde bimbo. So I decided to get my revenge on him by getting her to fall for me. It worked. She dumped him soon after and told me wanted to do the whole ‘try bi thing.’ I laughed and told her, I’m straight, dear.”
You can read more about Hellin on her blog, The Hollywood Scandal.
Do you think you’re depraved enough to be crowned Depraved Girl of the Month? Send me an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org along with a hot pic of yourself and your answers to the above questions and your dirty ass may just be featured on my blog!