The worst thing about new fucks is not knowing what the hell is going on in their heads. That’s why I am a big proponent of using whatever means necessary to get information (stalking, bribing his friends, checking his texts) because what you don’t know may actually give you an STD.
That’s why my fellow depraved friend Elisabeth (read her blog here) always schedules a visit with the gyno when any exclusive (i.e. condomless) relationship ends – whether as the result of a guy cheating, or just a suspicious sudden stop in communication.
Because the only thing worse than a relationship going south is a herpes breakout down south.
Speaking of my depraved friend Elisabeth, she’s going to become a regular contributor to this blog. Show her some love on singlegirlproblems.com and check back here tomorrow for the first of many of her depraved posts!