“Should I Pop My Cherry With A F*ck Buddy?”

Posted by The Girl's Guide to Depravity in advice, Ask a Depraved Bitch

In this edition of “Ask the Cuntessa” a Depraved Virgin wants to know if she should break her hymen with a guy who only wants her for her untouched vag.

“I’m a 25-year-old virgin and I’m tired of it! I’m so frustrated and I know I need to get laid but I get very shy and when the time comes to pop that cherry, I always chicken out.  But I found this guy that I had feelings for in the past who wants to be my fuck buddy now.  But I’m afraid those feelings may come back … what should I do?”

– I Need a Dick Fix

Dear Dick Fix:

I love nothing more than a slutty virgin.  But no matter how much you’d like to think you can f*ck like a man and separate emotions from sex (especially on the first time!) it’s not that easy.

So basically, you have two options:

1. Don’t f*ck your f*ck buddy.  The upside is you won’t get emotionally attached to someone who just wants you for sex.  The downside, of course, is that you still have your v-card and if you continue to wait for a man who’s cherry-pie worthy, you just might end up being a true 40-year-old virgin.

2. F*ck him.  Be fully aware that you will get emotionally involved and most likely heart-broken.  Don’t try to kid yourself into thinking that he will somehow be transformed by this experience and suddenly want to be your dude.  Stock up on plenty of Xanax, vodka, Pinkberry and the entire Sex and the City boxed set, because those are the only things that will get you through the ensuing months.  Pro: you finally got laid!

If what you’re really looking for is a dick fix at any cost, then obviously you go with option 2.

Have fun and don’t forget to bring lots of lube!

5 comments

  1. i need a dick fix

    hey heather thanks for not sugar coating ne thing and if ne thing does happen and if I do get heartbroken damn I never knew sex can be emotionally attached sometimes I wish I lost my virginity at 16 like everyone else instead of being a chicken and telling him my cat died when he was suppose to come over (I’m not even a cat person)

  2. Jessica

    First time is always emotional attachment dammit but after that you turn into a guy and then don’t feel a thing. Or maybe that’s just me

  3. Samrat

    Hey i am ready to fuck you,definately i wil break your virginity forward me your add

    • i need a....

      WOW SPEECHLESS

  4. MadamButterfly

    TO POP OR NOT TO POP…THAT IS THE QUESTION…WELL HUN…I AM GOING TO SAY NO! AND SEEING THAT I AM A FEW YEARS LATE, I AM SURE YOU HAVE…BUT THAT IS STILL SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING…AND IF YOU OR ANYONE ARE GOING TO POP…THESE DAYS…HAVE MERCY…THEY ARE PAYING TOP DOLLAR. I SAW WHERE ONE GIRL WAS AUCTIONING HERS OFF SOME MEN WILL PAY TOP DOLLAR…I MEAN THAT IS NOT WHAT I SUGGEST…BUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO JUST THROW IT AWAY…WELL…BUT I WOULD WAIT IT OUT…AND GUESS WHAT IT IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THE SECOND OR THIRD TIME AROUND…I PERSONALLY THINK IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO GIVE A MAN A GIFT SUCH AS THAT! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

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