Girls, time to ditch the push-up bra and trying-too-hard slut dress. I live in Los Angeles, where things are decidedly more cazh, but I’ve found the outfit that makes me the most fuckable is a great pair of jeans and a tank that shows a generous amount of side boob, front boob, top boob or underboob.
Now, it’s not easy to find the perfect pair of jeans that makes my ass look perkier than a just-picked peach. But Friday night I wore a pair from my friend’s new denim line, Schoen by Yu, (I was poured into The Ingenue, pictured above) and when I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, the BF practically tore them off me, then tore into me. I hadn’t felt his dick that hard since the new Star Wars movies were announced. When we finished, I vowed then and there that the only time I would take off my favorite new pair of jeans would be sexy time.
And you can’t go wrong with a simple American Apparel tank over a lace bra. My go-to is this tri-blend racer tank (I like to size up for ultimate side-boob action.)
P.S. If you want these amazing jeans at half the price, make a pledge on the official Schoen by Yu Kickstarter page!