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Rule #59: Don’t Send Naked Pics Until He’s Seen You Naked

Posted by The Girl's Guide to Depravity in RULE

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Call me a prude, but in the age of Tinder and Snapchat, it’s easy for communication to go from flirty to slutty with a single text. So how do you maintain your modesty in the digital age?

You can still be cheeky with your words and photos, but if you aren’t ready for a man to see your pussy in the flesh, don’t send him a picture of it. Once he’s gotten the goods, fire away, but if you press send on an XXX snapshot too quickly, he could assume that’s all you’re good for.

However, if you are only pursuing him as a human dildo, ignore everything I’ve just said.

Its The Weekend! Why Don’t You… Up Your Sexting Game

Posted by Rachel Hangover in Weekend Why Don't You

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In the digital world we live in, texting has become not only a necessity, but an art form.  In the digital dating world, sexting is no less a necessity, and if you’re not treating it like an art form, you’re doing it wrong.  Its fun, its easy, and it will get your guy so eager to get his hands on you that there will be no time for all that pesky ‘how was your day’ stuff.  And nothing makes a man more crazy than knowing that you’re thinking naughty thoughts about him while he is not with you.

I was in a long distance relationship for a while, so sexting became a major form of communication for us.  Thus, I consider myself somewhat of an expert.  The way I see it, there are three main forms of sexting, and you should master them all.

First, there is the BLUNT TEXT.  This is when you either, A) change the conversation to naughtiness, like so: shutupor B) when you start of the conversation by getting right down to it, like so: waking moment (The last one works best when they are just waking up or getting off work.)

Next, there is simple WORD PLAY…

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Just The Tip…Of The Week: Always Have Sexy Pics Ready To Send

Posted by The Girl's Guide to Depravity in sexpression, underwear

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I like sending guys lingerie-clad selfies, but if I’m dealing with some serious PMS bloat or I’m already in bed, I’m not about to spend ten minutes sucking it in while trying to snap the perfect pic of myself in the mirror. So what’s a girl to do in a pinch? Have a wealth of sexy stock photos saved away somewhere safe!

I like to have my one-woman photo shoots after a day at the pool and/or a week after I get my period because I always look five pounds skinnier then, and it’s always awesome when these two events coincide.  But most of the time guys want to see you bent over or striking a pose in a pair of lacy undies, and let’s face it — that shit doesn’t always happen in real time. I’d say half of the pics I send are actually taken that day/night — the other percentage come from the archive. Sorry boys! But at least I’m not recycling nudies — that’s majorly bad bedroom karma.

When I’m feeling motivated, I’ll pick out a few sets of hot lingerie and turn my bathroom into a studio while I go through all the key shots: front, back (with the phone held lower than your ass to make you look more like Kim Kardashian than Cameron Diaz), side, close up of cleavage and maybe a shot of me touching myself laying down.  It’s good to have options, and if you have a few in the same pink thong, most guys won’t even stop and think about the fact that you might have taken it two weeks earlier.

Just The Tip…Of The Week” comes to you via SINGLE GIRL PROBLEMS, where you can read more of Elisabeth’s ramblings about dating douchebags and sending sexy selfies.

Word of the Day: Snatchchat

Posted by The Girl's Guide to Depravity in Word of the Day

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Snatchchat 1. (noun) A naked pic sent through Snapchat.  2. (verb): The act of sending a naked pic through Snapchat.

Example: “This hot guy I was texting hadn’t responded to me in a few days so I sent him a snatchchat and he replied immediately.”