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Its The Weekend! Why Don’t You… Bite Me?

Posted by Rachel Hangover in Weekend Why Don't You

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Rarrr.  So, why don’t you bite me?  No, seriously.  Literally.  OWwww!  Whoa, not too hard, just, like… sexy hard.  I mean… making love is beautiful and sweet and sensual and, well, LOVEly.  But doesn’t that get a little boring after a while?  (Yes.)  So why not get a little fresh with your lover?  Get a little naughty, get a little rowdy, get a little… bite-y.

I’m not saying draw blood or anything.  And I’m not saying it needs to erupt into a full on S&M session either.  All I’m saying is there is absolutely nothing wrong and a whole lot of things right with marking your territory, just a little bit.  The thing is, Location, Location, Location.  You don’t want to leave your boo looking like a teenager who just landed their first crush.  Or even worse, the victim of some sort of violence.  So pick a spot that is sensual and discreet.  (Nipples.  Totally the nipples.  For women, they are meant to be sucked and practically chewed.  For men, they don’t need ’em anyway.)

Getting a little rough is not for everyone, but you never know who is down until you try.  And you’d be surprised – its always the people you would least expect.  I know, personally, if I left you with some bite marks, I was just letting you know that I had a good time.


How to Dress to Get Laid

Posted by The Girl's Guide to Depravity in How-To

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Girls, time to ditch the push-up bra and trying-too-hard slut dress.   I live in Los Angeles, where things are decidedly more cazh, but I’ve found the outfit that makes me the most fuckable is a great pair of jeans and a tank that shows a generous amount of side boob, front boob, top boob or underboob.

Now, it’s not easy to find the perfect pair of jeans that makes my ass look perkier than a just-picked peach.  But Friday night I wore a pair from my friend’s new denim line, Schoen by Yu, (I was poured into The Ingenue, pictured above) and when I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, the BF practically tore them off me, then tore into me.  I hadn’t felt his dick that hard since the new Star Wars movies were announced.  When we finished, I vowed then and there that the only time I would take off my favorite new pair of jeans would be sexy time.

And you can’t go wrong with a simple American Apparel tank over a lace bra.  My go-to is this tri-blend racer tank (I like to size up for ultimate side-boob action.)

P.S. If you want these amazing jeans at half the price, make a pledge on the official Schoen by Yu Kickstarter page!