The Butt Sex Ratio

Posted by The Girl's Guide to Depravity in ass, butt sex

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I’d like to preface this by saying I’ve never done it in the ass. EVER. The man who marries me might get that, but only if I’m totally wasted on our wedding night and his penis isn’t too big. I know some people like it, but having things shoved up the hole where my poop comes from isn’t my cup of tea. (But don’t go calling me a prude when it comes to butt play…I absolutely love having my ass eaten.)

Anyway, as far as anal sex goes, we do know this: Most people who do it aren’t doing it with every person they sleep with. I think there is a certain ratio that you can use to calculate how many people someone has been with based on how many people they’ve had butt sex with. I mean, this is assuming you haven’t asked them the loaded question of how many people they’ve slept with, or you have and you’re questioning the answer they’ve given you.

I know a really gross and slutty guy who once admitted to me in a very drunken state that he had banged well over a hundred girls. I think we all know this means well over 150 girls, because really, how does he know what an exact number is after 100?  Anyway, he previously claimed that he had “only” slept with a total of 35 girls, but when he told me he had had butt sex with 12-15 girls, I knew he was lying. And I polled a few other friends, and I have a gal pal who has been with about 55 fellas and she’s done it in the ass with 7.

Sure, there will be anomalies, but in general I’m beginning to see that there’s about a 1:7 to 1:10 ratio for partners when it comes to regular sex versus butt sex. Again, this is just a hypothesis, but maybe it could become an actual theory…

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