This Is Not The Magic Number

Posted by The Girl's Guide to Depravity in blowjobs, sex

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I’d like to think that I’m pretty good at sucking a cock, but my oral sex skills are put into serious jeopardy if I’m distracted by a man simultaneously licking my clit. How on earth am I supposed to focus on what’s in front of me and what’s going on behind me at the same time?! And I don’t even have ADD!

On top of that, I don’t like any angle in the bedroom that puts my asshole in someone’s nose, even if I’m fresh from the shower. Maybe if I know them pretty well, but still.  I almost always miss a spot shaving back there, and I’ve never farted in someone’s face, but as we all know, there’s a first time for everything.

Does anyone out there actually enjoy 69ing? I mean, I don’t mind blowing a guy from this position, but when it comes to me, I want to sit back and enjoy my oral sex like I’m watching an episode of Revenge.

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