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Too Depraved For France?

Posted by Heather in banned, blowjobs, controversy, France, Jean Dujardin, Les Infideles, posters


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These posters of Oscar-nominate actor Jean Dujardin’s latest movie Les Infideles are apparently causing a stir in France. Seriously, France? The country that invented sadomasochism and the whore’s bath? No wonder I fucking love them.

The Job

Posted by Heather in blowjobs, sex

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I love my job. And by “job”, of course I mean “blowjob”.

And apparently, I’m very good at it. How do I know? Because I’ve washed more spoodge out of my hair than Tom Cruise.

So one thing I can’t stand is when I’m doing my thing and a guy puts his hands on my head to guide me. I don’t need a tour guide to direct me to where your dick is, it’s currently in my mouth.

So just sit back and relax and let me do my job.