My friend Niki and I just got vajazzled and during post-cooter-glitter cocktails, we decided we’d make a wager to see who could last the longest without losing a crystal (i.e. having sex) much like the Seinfeld masturbation contest.
My hornier than thou boyfriend is coming over in an hour. What do you want to bet I’m the first one out?
UPDATE: Niki, I owe you $100.
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