I don’t really “get” napping — unless you’re an infant or have passed out from daytime drinking, the only reason you should be in the bed in the middle of the day is if there’s a guy in it.
I got plenty of shit to do during the day — like bleach my asshole, stalk my latest crush or plot revenge against my ex — I don’t have time to take disco nap or a quick snooze.
The last time I went down for a “power nap”, I woke up to see my then-boyfriend jacking it to his ex on iChat.
After I kicked him to the curb (and cleaned the jizz off my keys), I vowed never to be caught napping again. Life’s too fucking short.
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