Men are dirty, despicable pigs. And if you’re not giving it to him nice and nasty, there’s a gay guy who is. He’s the man your man is mouth-fucking when you’re not looking.
I have a friend, we’ll call him L., who just loves to prey on pent-up straight dudes who are too afraid to ask their women for exactly what they want in bed. My friend can spot one of these guys a mile away.
He innocently starts out by asking the guy if he has a girlfriend, then slowly steers the conversation towards sex. “What won’t she do for you?” he asks, invariably getting the answer that the guy wants to pull your hair as you’re going down on him or shove his entire nutsac in your mouth, or call you a filthy fucking whore as he’s doing you from behind. That’s when L. leans over to them and says “I’ll give you the best blowjob of your life, and you can do anything you want to me.”
You’d be surprised at how many allegedly “straight” guys go for this! After all, it’s not gay if they’re just getting sucked off, right?
So ladies, if you want your man to be satisfied in bed, I’d suggest you start opening your mind, opening your mouth and be prepared to get a little down and dirty with your guy.
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