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Don’t fuck with my readers.

The Girl’s Guide to Depravity fan A. decided to put Rule #18: There’s More Than One Way to Fuck a Man to good use when she employed one of my handy revenge tips from the book on some asshole’s Facebook wall.

I think that guy got fucked pretty good. Rock on, my depraved sistah!

Do you have a story of the rules at work?  Let me know and I’ll feature it on the blog!

 

 

The O.G. Depraved Girl, JWOWW herself, is giving away three signed copies of my book on her website!  All you have to do leave a comment telling her what depraved rule YOU live by HERE.

And if you can’t wait go another day without learning the rules of depravity, buy your copy on Amazon today!

Come say hi, buy a book and listen to me read something from the depravity handbook.  There will be booze!

Girls are always asking me whether or not that drinks/coffee/dinner/movie “thing” they went on was a date.  So I made this handy reference guide and put it in my new book, out next week.  You’re welcome.

The book is now available online!  You can order a copy of yours HERE! 

If you’ve been following this blog, you know that “bangover” is one of my favorite phrases (as well as my favorite ailment!)  I’ve finally written a definition for what I’m sure is going to be accepted into the Oxford English Dictionary next year.

This is an excerpt from the book, in stores and online May 8th!  Please share via Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, etc., so we can get the word out!

Ladies, have you ever sat around waiting for some dick to show up only to be flaked on?  Well, if you ever wondered why, here’s a very scientific (not really) pie chart to tell you why your pie has gone home alone feeling all abandoned and lonely.

From the book The Girls Guide to Depravity, copyright Running Press Book Publishers.