Sex in water sounds like an amazing idea — you feel as light as Nicole Richie during the rex days and you can get into all sorts of crazy positions, right?
Wrong.
I was recently asked if water sex would be a more gentle way to lose your v-card:
Q: I read somewhere that if your lose your virginity while swimming it won’t hurt as much. Do you know if there is any truth to that?
Ummmm… no.
Once my boyfriend and I got so hot and heavy at a hotel pool (no one was there, btw) that we had to screw right then and there. We got under the water and pulled our drawers down but no matter what he did and how hard he tried, he couldn’t shove it in. It was like trying to get a fat kid in a wetsuit. It just wasn’t gonna happen.
Why? Because water actually causes friction in your freaky places.
So after about 10 minutes of playing shove and tug, we decided to pop into our room for a quickie.
“You want water sports?” I asked him? He shook his head yes. So I squirted all over him.
Have you done it successfully in water? Share your sexy stories below!
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