Rule #29: The Only Reason You Should Be in Bed in the Middle of the Day is if There’s a Man in It

Posted by Heather in nap, Rule #29: The Only Reason You Should Be in Bed in the Middle of the Day is if There's a Man in It

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I don’t really “get” napping — unless you’re an infant or have passed out from daytime drinking, the only reason you should be in the bed in the middle of the day is if there’s a guy in it.

I got plenty of shit to do during the day — like bleach my asshole, stalk my latest crush or plot revenge against my ex — I don’t have time to take disco nap or a quick snooze.

The last time I went down for a “power nap”, I woke up to see my then-boyfriend jacking it to his ex on iChat.

After I kicked him to the curb (and cleaned the jizz off my keys), I vowed never to be caught napping again. Life’s too fucking short.

One comment

  1. Anonymous

    ha. i think i like this concept. it really applies to a european lifestyle. dinner at 11, bar till 2, discotech till 6am. walk of shame at 4pm. 'tis the way to go

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