Rule #30: If You Really Wanna Know What Your Man Likes In Bed, Ask The Gay Guy He’s Messing Around With

Posted by Heather in Rule #30: If You Really Wanna Know What Your Man Likes In Bed Ask The Gay Guy He's Messing Around With

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Men are dirty, despicable pigs. And if you’re not giving it to him nice and nasty, there’s a gay guy who is. He’s the man your man is mouth-fucking when you’re not looking.

I have a friend, we’ll call him L., who just loves to prey on pent-up straight dudes who are too afraid to ask their women for exactly what they want in bed. My friend can spot one of these guys a mile away.

He innocently starts out by asking the guy if he has a girlfriend, then slowly steers the conversation towards sex. “What won’t she do for you?” he asks, invariably getting the answer that the guy wants to pull your hair as you’re going down on him or shove his entire nutsac in your mouth, or call you a filthy fucking whore as he’s doing you from behind. That’s when L. leans over to them and says “I’ll give you the best blowjob of your life, and you can do anything you want to me.”

You’d be surprised at how many allegedly “straight” guys go for this! After all, it’s not gay if they’re just getting sucked off, right?

So ladies, if you want your man to be satisfied in bed, I’d suggest you start opening your mind, opening your mouth and be prepared to get a little down and dirty with your guy.

5 comments

  1. Toad734

    Very good advice for the ladies.

    So, since most guys would love it if their girlfriend got with a girl, what do girls think about their guy getting with another guy?? I mean, if she really doesn't like to blow him and someone else is willing to do it for her…

    Not that I want to or would get with a guy in any way…whiskers on my balls…No thanks.

  2. Anonymous

    I too have a gay friend who loves to prey on drunk straight guys (we've even competed for a few of them!). I am always surprised by how "straight" the guys are that he bags – even some that I've worked with (& are married!). Definitely makes you think about the gap between what he's offering and what many women are giving ('er putting out!) – great advise to never underestimate the power of a GREAT blowjob! :)

  3. Anonymous

    i've been sucked by a number of guys, here are a few observations.

    every guy has been able to swallow my entire cock, they all let me cum in their mouth, they all LOVED doing it, there were never any strings attached and there were never any games; it was always understood i was there to have my cock sucked, period.

    after i blew my load i zipped up and left with both of us happy and satisfied.

  4. Anonymous

    Stupid and Mindless unsupported commentary.

  5. lookitsbray

    Um, Ewwwwwwwwwww

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