There’s always gonna be some bitch who’s hotter or taller or has a nicer ass than you, but while you can’t compete with genetics (or surgical enhancements) you can beat them with your smarts.
Now let me be clear: I’m not talking about book smarts OR street smarts. What I’m talking about is dick smarts.
What are dick smarts? Dick smarts are knowing exactly how and what to do to get any guy you want. It’s using your head to outsmart your competition instead of your big breastacles.
How do you get dick wise? Well, you’re reading this blog, so that’s a good start. Reading the book would be an even better start. But in a nutsac-shell, you need to be willing to do whatever it takes to get the guy and take down your prettier but clueless competition. Whether it’s hiding your competish’s Coach bag so she spends all night looking for her coke stash while you spend all night boning her guy, or roofie-ing your target’s drink so you can club him and take him home with you, you’ve got to be single-minded in pursuit of his dick. Then and only then will you be dick smart.
One of the best ways to get a guy turned-on to you is casually rub some of your bare flesh onto his bare flesh. All it takes is part of your arm or leg. It’s the softness of your flesh that gets to us. So you must be dressed appropriately to facilitate that. And if just once doesn’t do the trick, then keep doing it. And generally speaking, the more flesh you show us, the better. And then you start whispering those “sweet nothings” in his ear. Like, “I’m so horny tonight. I want to get fucked all night long.” Then sporadically keep repeating those 3 crucial words, “All night long”. He will eventually succumb.
April 21, 2012 @ 5:53 am