You know how they say sex is like pizza? Even when it’s bad it’s still good? Well, apparently, this does not apply to BJs.
Last night my friend L was telling this horrible story about a guy he used to date. Apparently the dude had an extremely sensitive gag reflex. Like if he got just the tip in his mouth, he would start to gag. But despite this annoying limitation, he insisted on giving head the old college try. My boy said a blowjob sounded like this:
“Slurp. Gag. Slurp. Gag. Slurp. Gag. Slurp. Gag. Slurp. Gag. Slurp. Gag.”
Does that sound sexy? L. didn’t think so either. So he pulled his dick out of the guy’s mouth, shoved it in his butt and once he was done, they never saw each other again.
Moral of the story is — learn to love giving head!
