My friend B (yes, her) recently pushed a six pound baby out of her cooch — well, she didn’t do much pushing, it kind of just fell out because she’s such a big slut — and that thing didn’t just give her stretch marks, it fucking broke her vagina!
How did she break it, you ask? Since everything got all moved around in there, she can no longer achieve the big O. “My G spot has become an H spot!” she whined to me yesterday. Don’t judge, you would whine too if you couldn’t get off.
I also just had a behbeh slip out of my vag like a watermelon down a Slip n Slide but my shit got moved around in all the right places. Sex is even more incredible than it was before. I guess my G spot is now an F spot. “F” as in “Fuck me again, the baby will stop crying eventually.”
So Cuntinis, if you do get knocked up here’s hoping your bits get knocked around in all the right places.
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