Ladies, as you prepare for a depraved evening of drinking, slutting and screwing for St. Patrick’s Day 2010, let me give you one piece of advice:
DON’T WEAR GREEN.
Today is the one day that by actually doing nothing, you’ll attract more guys. Forget grabbing HIS ass, they’ll be lining up to pinch YOU.
Hopefully on your nipples.
Happy hunting!
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