Thursday, November 19, 2009

Rule #1: Grab An Ass -- It's A Great Conversation Starter


Rule #1 should really be talk to anyone and everyone, even chicks (how can you get into trouble when you're sitting in the corner alone?) but I began with the behind because even talking about ass-grabbing is a great conversation starter.

I blame my good friend Melissa for helping me to discover this little gem of depravity, she's the biggest ass connoisseur I know. The girl will bust up on a random boy's butt like it's her business. When I started to follow suit I discovered that when you grab a guy's ass, he's got a burning desire to find out what's attached to that hand. So touch his tush, and you've got a great start to a debaucherous evening.

Trust me, it's a better opener than "Got a light?", "What time is it?" and "I just bleached my asshole" combined.

So go out there, grab ass girls, and report back.

4 comments:

Beata said...

I grabbed a guy's ass (at work no less) and three years later, we got married. Maybe not the desired outcome for those reading a blog called "The Girl's Guide to Depravity", but it certainly is an effective conversation starter.

Ali said...

so true! tho i tend to lean towards spanking the booty - sends out more of the "i'm naughty and need to be punished" vibe ;)

melymelm said...

oh hell yeah! grab ass! i love it! although "i just bleached my asshole" is pretty darn good as well. how about asking "wanna make out?" that's worked for me as well. keep the blog rolling. i love it!

flowersforhomes said...

your blog is fantastic!!!!!! just what the world is missing, i mean it......
please keep up the good work......

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