My friend Liz (yes, her) is finally crushing on some new hot young thing, but over the weekend, she met yet another guy — not quite as young or hot, but definitely fuckable. They exchanged numbers.
So this morning she asked me if I thought it was ok for her to text him first. My response?
“He’s on your B-Team. Do whatever the fuck you want!”
Lemme ‘splain — If you’re already creaming over the thought of some cute guy’s cock, any lesser dicks you come into contact with in the meantime are just back-up guys. Therefore, text ‘em if you want, ask ‘em out if you want and fuck ‘em if you want.
He’s not the one you really want, so you can’t lose.
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