Jennifer Love Hewitt introduced us to “vajazzling” but now the good people of My New Pink Button are taking it a step further, offering vagina dye to “restore the pink” back to fading hoo-hahs.
The product bills itself as “a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia.”
In other words, if you’re rocking roast beef curtains, you can turn your beat meat back into pretty pink pussy lips.
Although the colors range from Marilyn (“Good for beginners who want to make a slight change fresh color change in their appearance or those who are very fair skinned”) to Audry, the darkest of the dyes, My New Pink Button is pretty much for white chicks only. As one reviewer pointed out, “I do not match any of the youthful/pinkish tones on the packages of any of the dyes. Is there something wrong with me? No, I’m just not white!”
But when contacted about the omission of darker tones, the Button pushers simply replied “you shouldn’t take this so seriously.”
Because a product that may cause a burning sensation in your bush is nothing “serious!”
Roast beef curtains…good one. I may have to steal it, but don't worry, I'll footnote you
Umm yeah, this seems more than a little "serious." I anticipate lawsuits…from mothers of 13 year-old sluts.
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March 11, 2010 @ 2:06 am
Steal away, Ellen!
March 11, 2010 @ 4:12 pm
Is it, um, color fast or will it rub off on my boyfriend's face?
March 12, 2010 @ 3:11 am