Rule #27: Don’t Act New

Posted by Heather in Rule #27: Don't Act New, slut, virgin

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The days of women pretending to be inexperienced virgins to get a guy interested in them are over. This is 2010. Even Hannah Montana is letting her pussy lips flap free in the wind.

And there’s nothing more unattractive than a woman who’s ashamed of her past experience.

Now, I’ve got nothing against actual virgins, just sluts who pretend they’re far more innocent than they are to get a guy.

I’m sure some men are intimidated by an inexperienced woman, but if that’s the case, either move on to someone who can handle your shit or practice the what he know won’t hurt him rule — just keep your number to yourself!

One of my friends in high school used to tell every guy she hooked up with that she was a virgin, so “be gentle.” Well, that may have worked in high school but when she’s out in the clubs, a drink in one hand and a coke straw in the other, that shit just looks stupid and desperate.

Be who you are, whether your number is zero or two zero zero.

As for my number? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.

But feel free to reveal yours in the comments below!

8 comments

  1. Anonymous

    Ohhhhhh-so this is why you pulled out the double header on date #2?

  2. The Cuntessa

    Nick? Is that you?

  3. Anonymous

    hahahhahaha!!!

  4. Anonymous

    My number,,,,

    42.

    And i'm the rype young age of 18 !

  5. Anonymous

    I don't know my number. Seriously. Is that bad?

  6. Ken

    What's funny about "the number" is how strange of a reaction I get when I neither ask how many men they've been with, nor want the answer when they decide they need to share the information.

    Besides my concern of getting some sort of dick-rot, the number means nothing to me. Seriously. I'm just glad I'm with them at that moment.

    What's strange is how that complete lack of interest, combined with my unwillingness to discuss my own sexual history (besides a couple of amusing anecdotes), can create an incredible amount of tension within the relationship. Call it jealousy if you want, I'm not even sure if that's what it is.

    My primary concern is, and always has been, to be the most memorable I can be with the woman that I'm with at that moment. The past will take care of itself.

    As to "inexperienced" women who claim not to know what they're doing, I have no time for that foolishness. If I wanted to see an act, I'd go watch a movie.

    K

  7. Chad

    I’m a guy who came here because I saw the previews for the show.

    I can’t agree with this post more. Ken’s comments are spot on.

    I once dated a girl who claimed to be a virgin, but wasn’t. Not only was she insecure and a horrible actor, but she also couldn’t keep her stories straight. She’d tell me something she liked, or try to do something I might like. Then, halfway through, she’d remember that she was a “virgin” and stop.

    I believe in more of a “don’t ask don’t tell” policy in which each person in the relationship(or whatever it is) assumes that they BOTH have a history. It’s just so much simpler.

    • Chad

      *edit: Sorry, I left out the most important part. I never asked about her history. She volunteered the information and made a blue-balled filled mess out of a non-issue.

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