My boyfriend has a “sex window.” Like he’ll get incredibly horny but if I don’t do something about it within oh, about a half-an-hour, he loses the urge to purge his spoodge. I never understood that. I’m like a car, once you turn me on, I’ll keep running until I’m out of gas … or you turn me off with something like incredibly disgusting toenails.
But to be fair, I have a sex window too — it looks out directly onto my neighbor’s bedroom, where I can see him getting it on with his boyfriend at practically all hours.
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December 13, 2010 @ 3:18 am
That's not just your boyfriend. Most men will lose the urge after 20-30 minutes if nothing sexy happens. Probably has something to do with the excretion of hormones.
January 3, 2011 @ 8:17 am
it might just be because you are an ugly skank and he's actually fantasizing about other girls when you interrupt him.
tell me something, does he always come with his eyes closed?
thought so.
January 25, 2011 @ 7:00 am
That wasn't very nice.
January 25, 2011 @ 4:20 pm