I know some of you depraved bitches like a little dirty talk during sex, but I prefer to hear only my man’s moans in bed.
Course, not ALL sexpressions get you even wetter. Some of the sounds guys make during sex are downright laugh-out-loud hilarious.
A few years ago, I was dating this Ecaudorian guy and once we finally stripped down to our chonies and hopped in bed, the sex was spicier than that burrito I ate one time in San Francisco that made me shit my pants.
But I digress.
I was on top, grinding away, and I could see his eyes start to roll back inside his head. I knew he was close but I was totally unprepared for the sound that came out of his mouth.
In a high-pitched voice (like a girl’s), he screamed:
“Aiiiii aiiiiiiiii aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!”
Typing it doesn’t even do it justice. Lemme provide some aural aid (go to about the :56 mark):
So needless to say, I burst out laughing right in his face as he was cumming.
“What?” he asked me.
I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I said the first thing I could think of. ”Sorry, but whenever I’m about to cum, I giggle.”
Soooo, yeah, the next three times we did it that night, he “Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ed” and I giggled. After about the fifth time, it was no longer funny. So I told him I didn’t like to sleep with Latin chicks and I kicked him out.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve heard a guy (or girl) say to you in bed?
One time this guy yelled, "oooh ooooh ooooh take that dirty penis baby"
June 2, 2010 @ 9:33 pm
There's a girl I knew who worked at a photo lab I used a lot. she was always VERY soft-spoken,sweet,polite, almost shy. Cut to the chase…we hooked up several times and every time I slid inside her she started spewing the filthiest things out of her mouth! And then when she came that was just ridiculous. I miss her!
June 2, 2010 @ 9:58 pm
@anon 2:58 — details please! I wanna hear what filthy things your soft-spoken sex cat was spewing!
June 2, 2010 @ 10:15 pm
I was giving this guy a real good suck job and he goes " girl your shit is the chronic"
June 3, 2010 @ 12:58 am