One of the biggest issues affecting Depraved Girls today is the lack of fuck-conscious men. Sure, stereotypically, it’s the men who beg and plead the women to bone them, but in my experience (and maybe it has to do with the fact that I’ve just encountered much more whiskey and coke-dick than the average woman), us ladies are just not getting our clam off as much as we’d like.
So if your man is acting all reluctant to wiggle his peen in you vag, fuck him. Dump his ass and go to a comic book store (do those still even exist?) or a Christian retreat and find a guy who will.
Of course if you’re too lazy to leave the house to find some new dick, you could also just fuck him, literally. Doesn’t matter if he’s too busy with his XBOX, dose him with Viagra and climb aboard while he’s playing Call of Duty.
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