My friend Niki and I just got vajazzled and during post-cooter-glitter cocktails, we decided we’d make a wager to see who could last the longest without losing a crystal (i.e. having sex) much like the Seinfeld masturbation contest.
My hornier than thou boyfriend is coming over in an hour. What do you want to bet I’m the first one out?
UPDATE: Niki, I owe you $100.
hahaha this makes me laugh so hard!
May 3, 2010 @ 3:51 am
I'd vajizzle all over that vajazzle.
May 4, 2010 @ 2:56 am
vajazzling looks so much fun! how much does it cost?
May 4, 2010 @ 3:33 am
Who whose are we looking at here?
So ya, how does that work?? I mean, lets say I were to go down on someone who va-whatever would I have beads and shit all in my mouth?? I mean, I thought pubes were bad.
May 5, 2010 @ 7:31 pm