We have a winner! Congrats to Lexie, who uses Rule #7: The Best Way to Get Over A Guy is to Get Under Another Guy … “or in some cases two or three or four!”
I’m in a giving mood, and this time I’m not just giving head to my boyfriend!
I’m giving away a signed copy of The Girl’s Guide to Depravity book for XXX-Mas to one lucky fan.
To enter, leave a comment below telling me which depraved rule you love to use and how you’ve used it. It could be one of my rules, or one you made up yourself. I’ll announce a winner on Tuesday, the 18th.
I’ll only mail to the continental US but if you’re an international fan and are willing to pay for the shipping, go ahead and enter below!
Good luck, bitches and Merry Fucking Chrismukkwanza!
I haven’t used any rules as I need this book to teach them to me
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December 11, 2012 @ 6:12 pm
If you keep your wedding ring on, you’re not technically naked.
December 11, 2012 @ 11:08 pm
i love it!
December 20, 2012 @ 10:30 pm
I haven’t been able to get the book but from the blog is always have sex on the first date that way you can tell if he’s a keeper or a asshole. Makes it easier and a lot quicker than waiting for weeks to see how he is really going to be. But I really want your book
December 11, 2012 @ 11:32 pm
Yep, totally got to check out the goods on the first date.
December 24, 2012 @ 2:59 pm
I dont know the rules, just watched the show and fell in love with it!!! Googled it to find more, looked for more shows on demand and couldnt find any!!! So hence to the blog and first post. I am so sick of thinking of relationships I was sick of them 2 years ago, and spent the last two years with a dude who was only partial emotionally available. It changed day by day and I got stuck. Fuck stuck, I am over it – need this to continue to move on and boost my inner slut!!! I want myself back!!!
December 12, 2012 @ 5:56 am
Rule #8 The best way to get over a guy is to get under one or in some case two or three or four
December 12, 2012 @ 6:06 pm
i think it was number #7 the best way to get over a guy is to get under another. That shit works. you can’t just stay all caught up in the first guy you just need to go and get another.
December 16, 2012 @ 1:43 am
Rule #43: Get Yourself a Practice Guy
I just got myself one! It’s great!
Practice, practice, practice!
December 18, 2012 @ 8:22 am
Practice makes perfect!
December 20, 2012 @ 10:30 pm
Rule #49: F*ck An Old Guy
I take this one to heart.
I’ve been bangin’ old dudes since I was 22. They tend to be better lovers because they remember what sex was like before the Internet. They’re not just bangin’ away & trying to cum in your eye. I’m 26. Guys my age & younger were pretty much raised on Internet porn. They’ve seen all the nasty sh*t and don’t necessarily know how to do what’s pleasurable for a lady. I recommend all young ladies grab themselves an old dude and go to town.
December 18, 2012 @ 8:39 am
Abso-fucking-lutely!
December 20, 2012 @ 10:29 pm
As an older dude I agree. There is nothing better than taking time to be erotic and sensual and really please a woman. A classic novel might look a little worn on the outside yet once you snuggle in bed with it, it brings you to places you may never have experienced before. Give it a try!
January 17, 2013 @ 1:02 pm
I follow one rule religiously, “The best way to get over one guy is to get under another one.”
December 18, 2012 @ 5:08 pm
Rule #7 — a classic!
December 20, 2012 @ 10:29 pm
“Masturbate before a date” and “Sometimes a girl just needs a good fuck”!!! You are a fucking genius!
December 18, 2012 @ 5:41 pm
Thank you!
December 20, 2012 @ 10:29 pm
Rule #13: There’s More Than One Way To Fuck A Man
I actually dumped paint thinner on my ex’s car when i found out the entire time we were dating he was actually engaged and sleeping with half my co-workers. .
December 19, 2012 @ 12:15 am
Dick!
December 20, 2012 @ 10:28 pm
My favorite rule is all of them. I really would love to have your book I wouldn’t let it leave my side. And my data would go down on my phone
) after what I also just went through with a guy. I really need to master these rules so it won’t happen again. Along with I watch the show all the time I have them all dvr so I can learn a thing or too that way also..
I read your blog all the time.
December 19, 2012 @ 3:20 am
Awww, thank you!
December 20, 2012 @ 10:28 pm