Sex in water sounds like an amazing idea — you feel as light as Nicole Richie during the rex days and you can get into all sorts of crazy positions, right?
Wrong.
I was recently asked if water sex would be a more gentle way to lose your v-card:
Q: I read somewhere that if your lose your virginity while swimming it won’t hurt as much. Do you know if there is any truth to that?
Ummmm… no.
Once my boyfriend and I got so hot and heavy at a hotel pool (no one was there, btw) that we had to screw right then and there. We got under the water and pulled our drawers down but no matter what he did and how hard he tried, he couldn’t shove it in. It was like trying to get a fat kid in a wetsuit. It just wasn’t gonna happen.
Why? Because water actually causes friction in your freaky places.
So after about 10 minutes of playing shove and tug, we decided to pop into our room for a quickie.
“You want water sports?” I asked him? He shook his head yes. So I squirted all over him.
Have you done it successfully in water? Share your sexy stories below!
Yes, but you have to do it up against the edge of the pool with both of you hanging onto the side to keep balance. Also, the chlorine makes for a terrible lube. In fact, it does dry everything out, even your natural juices. So yeah, try it once, but I'd take a water bed over actual water any day. ;D
July 19, 2010 @ 8:53 pm
the pool is a sexy idea, but it's much better if you try it in the sea if you have a chance to. it's a more natural environment so "shoving it in" is not a problem… and about the people around…just take an air mattress, swim away far from the crowd, hold on to your mattress while in the water and do your thing… good luck!
July 19, 2010 @ 9:53 pm
Great suggestions girls! I just may have to try it again — but in the ocean and with a ton of lube (and a raft!)
July 19, 2010 @ 10:04 pm
The wife and I often have rounds in the pool. my shoulders against the side and her around me. Think 'up against the wall' but with the guy with his back to the wall. We love it and in the heat of the summer it is nearly a weekly event.
July 20, 2010 @ 1:33 pm