One of the biggest issues affecting Depraved Girls today is the lack of fuck-conscious men. Sure, stereotypically, it’s the men who beg and plead the women to bone them, but in my experience (and maybe it has to do with the fact that I’ve just encountered much more whiskey and coke-dick than the average woman), us ladies are just not getting our clam off as much as we’d like.
So if your man is acting all reluctant to wiggle his peen in you vag, fuck him. Dump his ass and go to a comic book store (do those still even exist?) or a Christian retreat and find a guy who will.
Of course if you’re too lazy to leave the house to find some new dick, you could also just fuck him, literally. Doesn’t matter if he’s too busy with his XBOX, dose him with Viagra and climb aboard while he’s playing Call of Duty.
I totally used to have this problem with my last 3 boyfriends. How the Hell do they not want sex?! Then I’d go into my own head and say, “It’s because you’re fat.”, “It’s because he’s sick of you.”, “It’s because he’s cheating on you.” and that’s NEVER good. I agree, dump him and go to a nerd convention and find a guy who will worship the panties you sit on. (most of them are really cute, I swear!)
March 22, 2012 @ 4:48 pm
I settled down with a nerd (a hot one.) He wants to have sex all. the. time.
March 23, 2012 @ 2:12 am
Oh honey, you are part of the clueless masses. If a guy doesn’t want to do you when you offer yourself to him then he’s either lost his balls (so dump him) or you suck in bed. Eagerness, effort and feeling. Those are the cornerstones of women who are good. Most women get so caught up in their Submissive Syndrome that they become passive. And trust me, “passive” in the sack is dirty word to any guy. Sure, go ahead and do your submissive routine for a while but then you need to get aggressive and get moving. And keep moving. Grind, bump, rub, bounce, rock, push, slither, slide, wiggle. Go watch some porn for ideas on what guys like. And if he doesn’t last long enough for you then wait for Round 2 where he will last much longer. I know it’s tough for you to get motivated if the guy is a dildo who doesn’t tweek you emotionally, but whoever said life is fair?
April 21, 2012 @ 5:07 am
i love reading this blog, and yes i am a guy, i was with this awesome girl a few months back who actually used call of duty against me in bed, who ever won the match got top. I was planning on letting her win anyways until out of nowhere i realized she was better then me, Coming from a gamer, there are easy ways to get our minds off of games, course i also wouldn’t turn down sex in the first place
March 22, 2012 @ 6:36 pm
the victor gets on top? that is so HOT!
March 23, 2012 @ 2:13 am
yeah…..no words can describe how attracted i was to her when she kicked my ass and climbed on, i was so speechless and the sex was just mind-blowing
March 23, 2012 @ 10:26 am
This is the EXACT problem I’m having! Where are all the men who want to have sex all the time? Yeah ok, we can also watch some tv, but mostly I just want to fuck! You say that nerds will do this? I guess I need to dig deeper into the nerd realm! To Comic-Con to find some nerds! Thanks, it makes me feel better that this is happening to other girls too!
March 25, 2012 @ 7:23 am
that also presents issues, watch big bang theory….sadly alot of that is true when it comes to nerds
March 25, 2012 @ 12:22 pm
Leah, welcome to the world of the Depraved Girl! But as Gregory points out, all nerds are not that hot, so you may have to sacrifice looks for sex. But beauty is just a light switch away!
March 25, 2012 @ 3:56 pm
Coaches and athletes love to fuck all the time! If any girls want a fuck buddy let me know! I am horny all the time!
April 5, 2012 @ 11:37 pm
Comic book stores do still exist! Women walk around big comic book conventions with hardly anything on and guys don’t approach them cause they are too shy too.
April 17, 2012 @ 7:55 pm
Man up! Most of those girls are probably DTF, you never know until you try!
April 20, 2012 @ 5:44 pm
” or a Christian retreat and find a guy who will.”
A Christian retreat? Really?
April 18, 2012 @ 9:56 pm
Christians are horny!
April 20, 2012 @ 5:44 pm