The season two premiere of The Girl’s Guide to Depravity on Cinemax is almost here! Watch it with a friend … watch it with a fuck buddy … just WATCH IT!
GET LUCKY this Friday September 13th at 9pm PST/12am EST
Posted by Heather in GGD on TV
Our poorly kept secret is out! Much like the time I gave Stevie a hand job on the handball court in elementary school, several people know, many suspect, but it hasn’t been confirmed … until now.
The Girl’s Guide to Depravity will be returning to television this fall on Cinemax in the US.
Stay tuned for some sneak peeks!
So I was reading some article about how throngs of wannabe Carrie Bradshaws were (and continue to be) so inspired by Sex and the City that they moved to NYC to live her fabulous faux-life. So now there’s a city full of Carries in search of Mirandas, Samanthas and Charlottes to listen to their endless relationship drama bullshit.
Now, don’t get me wrong, SATC is obviously a huge inspiration to me (as well as GIRLS, which I’m also a huge fan of) but I never wanted to be Carrie. Because Carrie Bradshaw is an asshole.
Have you ever watched the entire series back-to-back? I did once, after a particularly horrible breakup and period of unemployment when I had nothing to do but drink Xantinis and watch tv. If you actually watch the episodes in close order, you’ll see that she’s basically a self-involved bitch who ruins all her relationships.
Fuck Carrie. I’d rather be Samantha.
Hell hath no fury like a woman fucked over by her boyfriend. But girls, if he’s fucking around on you, there’s only one thing to do: fuck him back. And not with your vag.
I have a friend who found out her boyfriend was cheating on her at a nearby hotel with a 21-year-old, so she called the cops, claimed to be the guy’s sex addicts anonymous sponsor and that he called because he was about to butt fuck an underage prostitute. She was concerned for his health and safety, she said.
Boy, was he surprised when he got a knock on the door from the po po. But since no money changed hands, they couldn’t arrest him.
He came home the next morning to a big “Yard Sale” sign on his front lawn where my friend (and his very recent ex) was selling all his worldly possessions: (his clothes, a Jaeger LeCoultre watch, a signed Picasso lithograph, his vintage comic collection) all for the low, low, low price of 99 cents each.
He got fucked twice that day.
We have a winner! Congrats to Lexie, who uses Rule #7: The Best Way to Get Over A Guy is to Get Under Another Guy … “or in some cases two or three or four!”
I’m in a giving mood, and this time I’m not just giving head to my boyfriend!
I’m giving away a signed copy of The Girl’s Guide to Depravity book for XXX-Mas to one lucky fan.
To enter, leave a comment below telling me which depraved rule you love to use and how you’ve used it. It could be one of my rules, or one you made up yourself. I’ll announce a winner on Tuesday, the 18th.
I’ll only mail to the continental US but if you’re an international fan and are willing to pay for the shipping, go ahead and enter below!
Good luck, bitches and Merry Fucking Chrismukkwanza!