Tiger Woods is certainly proof of that!
A few years ago, I got sick of dating all those dirty hot guys who always turned out to be cheating douchebags. So I decided to give the ugly guy with the good job and average car a chance.
Well, after three months, he convinced me to move in with him. He had a great two bedroom in Hancock Park and said I'd only have to pay my share of the utilities, so I thought why the hell not? Well, after three months and three weeks I came home one night to find him having butt-sex with Beatriz, our Brazilian neighbor.
Either way, you're gonna get fucked (and not in a good way). So you might as well continue dating the dirty hot douches, they go better with the new Balenciaga bag you got as a "Kobe Special" from the ugly dude before you dumped his ass!
2 comments:
Maybe he just needed butt sex and you weren't giving it to him.
As if girls don't cheat. Its only when they do, it's always the guys fault, never her fault. When a guy cheats he's just a scum bag.
Whatever. I have never cheated on a girl.
True, women can be cheating cunts, too. No wonder he wanted the ass!
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