Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Perpetually Horny Woman Diagnosed With Restless Genital Syndrome

The Telegraph has a story about Joleen Baughman of New Mexico, who woke up from a car accident to find that she was in a state of "perpetual" arousal!

While most of us depraved girls just call that "normal," Joleen wasn't as excited to be that excitable on a 24/7 basis. "It's very embarrassing and it's impossible to concentrate," says the mother-of-two who was diagnosed with "Restless Genital Syndrome" (also known as Sorority Sluts Syndrome) when the collision damaged a nerve in her pelvis.

Funny, but I have the same issue thanks to a wearable vibrator and my collection of shirtless pictures of Hugh Jackman!

Apparently Joleen gets no relief from sex, much to the delight of her husband. "Brian was ecstatic. He was like, 'Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex.'"

But as she soon discovered what we all figured out in college, getting slammed two and three times a day can leave your vagina feeling sore. "We would have sex once and I would feel no release at all," Joleen said. "So we would go again and then it would start really hurting but I would still want sex, even more than before. If my husband managed to go for a third time it would be agony but I would still feel no release."

Doctors say the issue is due to the damage to her pudendal nerve, a nerve close to the genitalia, which was damaged in the crash. And suddenly husbands all over the country are found driving their wives into trees...

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I think women forget/ignore that most guys need sex/bjs after marriage! You can't just give up on that side of the relationship because you feel secure and don't have to compete anymore for him.

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