Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Pinch Me

Posted by The Cuntessa at 8:02 AM Labels: , , ,
Pinch Me


Ladies, as you prepare for a depraved evening of drinking, slutting and screwing for St. Patrick's Day 2010, let me give you one piece of advice:

DON'T WEAR GREEN.

Today is the one day that by actually doing nothing, you'll attract more guys. Forget grabbing HIS ass, they'll be lining up to pinch YOU.

Hopefully on your nipples.

Happy hunting!

2 comments:

  1. Ohh I want that underwear! I actually don't even own anything green, so lucky me I guess ;)

    PS. I don't enjoy getting any nipple action...with the exception of gentle petting. Is that weird?

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  2. Shamus O'BrianMar 17, 2010 09:52 AM
    Nipples are for squeezing and twisting. Also, I'm drunk.
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