Monday, April 5, 2010

Rule #19: No Rules Apply To Your Back-up Guy

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My friend Liz (yes, her) is finally crushing on some new hot young thing, but over the weekend, she met yet another guy -- not quite as young or hot, but definitely fuckable. They exchanged numbers.

So this morning she asked me if I thought it was ok for her to text him first. My response?

"He's on your B-Team. Do whatever the fuck you want!"

Lemme 'splain -- If you're already creaming over the thought of some cute guy's cock, any lesser dicks you come into contact with in the meantime are just back-up guys. Therefore, text 'em if you want, ask 'em out if you want and fuck 'em if you want.

He's not the one you really want, so you can't lose.

Photo via SeraphimC

5 comments:

  1. Creep over to their apartment at 4:25 am and stalk 'em if ya want!
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  2. But what if you're Jennifer Lopez in The Back-Up Plan? THEN what???
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  3. But what if you're Jennifer Lopez in The Back-Up Plan? THEN what??
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  4. I think I must have recently gone out with one of your fans or something.
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