Casey Johson, most famous for being the heir to the Johnson & Johnson dynasty, having her hair set on fire by Yahoo heir/ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel, and most recently being engaged to A Shot At Love and MySpace trainwreck Tila Tequila, has passed away.
Obviously, Tequlia took to her Twitter to announce the death, tweeting: "Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family."
Course Tila didn't exactly stay offline, and minutes later, tweeted, "I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!" Later, she added, "I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I'm almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!"
Cops confirmed the death to People, which leads me to believe that:
A) Casey is only near death and at a hospital.
OR
B) Casey is dead and Tila is delusional. After all, who would try to talk to a comatose person via Twitter?
3 comments:
Why do talentless retards like Tila thrive so well in American media?
Because we love talentless retards, duh.
So Sad, and yet so damn funny!
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