The Girl's Guide to Depravity

Tiger Woods' slut Rachel Uchitel and Eliot Spitzer's ho Ashley Dupre

With all the news about the amount of cash Tiger Woods paid for his nine mistresses (or "The Tiger Back 9" as I call them) in plastic surgery and hush money, it kinda makes you wonder why he didn't just go out and get a hooker! After all, they ARE a bit more discreet (unless they get caught) and with the millions he shelled out for his sluts, if it didn't save him money, it might have at least saved him a beatdown from his wife!

So I've decided to examine the pros and cons (or "hos and cons?") of sleeping with a slut versus fucking a call girl:

Hos: When a slut says she'll come right over after "work," you don't have to break out the black light to make sure she washed all the dick out of her mouth!

Cons: When a drunk slut pukes on you during sex, you can't ask for a refund.

Have you got a reason why fucking a hooker is better than banging a slut (or vice versa)? Post it in the comments below!