You've heard "never go to sleep angry?" Well, same thing goes for being horny.
Rub it, suck it, lick it or fuck it, but whatever you do, do not go down until you get off.
On one sweltering summer night (sans AC) I was engaged in a steamy makeout sesh with my then fuck-buddy and things even got even hotter when the clothes came off and his peen came up.
Problem was, we didn't have a condom and we were both too drunk to go to the store. We played the oral tug-of-war for a few, but neither wanted to be the giver and 69 just wasn't an option (he was at least a foot taller than me.)
Tired from the heat, the booze and the fighting, we rolled over and went to sleep.
Big mistake. Big. HUGE.
The next morning I woke up in a rage. I was hot, hungover and beyond horny.
I was angry-horny.
I yelled and screamed at him for not going to the store last night, thinking that would encourage him to rush out and grab a rubber to finish what we started. But he must have been angry-horny too, because instead of heading out to the store, he just headed out.
So as soon as he left, I reached for my vibe and rubbed one out.
I went back to sleep, a huge smile on my face. But I never did hear from Mr. Fuck Buddy again...
Photo credit: Tamara Lichtenstein
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