Sometimes you're just tired of all the fuckery that comes along with trying to get fucked. So take a break from the games men play and go find someone who doesn't know the rules.
Now, I'm NOT suggesting pedophilia, but I AM suggesting a little puma-ing!
Whenever I was fed up with chasing men who were running their own little game on me while I was playing with a distinctly different set of rules, I'd go to the one place where I didn't have to put on my game-face -- Cabo Cantina.
For those of you who don't live in LA, Cabo Cantina is a post-college mecca for the under-25 crowd. It's like Senor Frog's and Barney's Beanery rolled into one, and on any given night you can scope out some of the hottest boys in town. Emphasis on boys.
On one such evening, me and my 30-something girlfriends decided to stop at Cabo for a pre-party drink. I quickly spotted one of the hottest guys I've ever seen. He looked like Adrian Grenier -- only with an amazing body. He was a model slash personal trainer (of course) and looks-wise way out of my league. But he was only 23 and didn't have his game intact yet.
So after the initial "what's your names" and "what do you dos", I gazed into his gorgeous greens and simply said "wanna make out?" He shrugged and said, "Ok!"
The next thing I knew, I woke up in a one bedroom apartment in Marina Del Rey that Green Eyes was sharing with about 4 other male model types.
Sure, I had to stop by CVS on my way home to pick up a crab kit, but for a no-brainer of a night, it was worth it!
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You did 4 guys? Talk about a sore vagina.
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