Monday, May 10, 2010

Rule #22: When it Comes to Guys, Always Go for Dicks Over Pussies

Posted by The Cuntessa at 11:06 AM Labels:
dicksoverpussies

There are pretty much just two types of guys in the world:

Dicks and Pussies.

Dicks are those dirty hot guys who never call after fucking you, text another girl while they're out with you, and after you hadn't heard from them for two whole months, ask to borrow $500 (which you happily oblige, only for the chance to have a deja fuck.)

A Pussy calls you every night at the same time, asks your permission before kissing you and refuses to let you pay for dinner.

But I've said it before and I'll say it again -- ALL men cheat, even the nice, ugly ones.  You're gonna get fucked over no matter what, so might as well get fucked by the big Dick while you can!

6 comments:

  2. usually, i'm in complete agreement with you, but sometimes a good pussy is in order. they boost your self esteem which helps you to grab the attention of higher quality dicks down the road. sometimes a girls just gotta elevate her dickability.
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  3. Maybe you are just a dick magnet?
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  4. Pussies will cheat on you with dicks...
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  5. I have never cheated on anyone...technically.

    But ya, girls are attracted to dicks and douchebags...I will never know why.
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  6. Soooo when is a new post coming?!?!?
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