Have you ever been so tired of getting your heart ripped out by guy after dirty hot guy that the co-worker who looks like he's got a touch of down syndrome that keeps asking you out is starting to look like a good option for you?
Well don't. Because settling is for quitters.
There are no guarantees that after you and Corky get married, have sex (with the lights off of course) and pop out a couple of little 'tards that he won't straight up leave your cellulite ridden mom-ass for his secretary in 10 years. All men cheat, even the ugly ones, so you might as well spend your prime fucking years getting screwed by hot guys -- they'll all screw you over in the end anyways, so at least you can give yourself good spank material for those rare nights when you are alone.
Plus, you'll never really be alone, anyway. You've got hundreds, if not thousands, of depraved bitches here who will always support their girls.
2 comments:
I think you should loosen up and get laid more often. You seem really uptight.
ha! nothing like a little positivity on a thurs morn! lets get a fun together for therapy for the depraved gal eh?
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