Now, I'm the last person to tell you not to do something if it makes you feel good, but sometimes when you've worn out your speed dial trying to get in touch with your latest lust and he's two hang-ups away from calling the cops, it's good to have a Plan B.
When you absolutely cannot help but reach for your phone, try calling your back-up guy instead. And if you're really drunk enough, when he comes over to fuck you, if you close your eyes, you can pretend you're fucking someone else too!
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