Monday, January 3, 2011

Rule #35: There is no "Friend" in Ex-Boyfriend

Posted by The Cuntessa at 1:06 PM Labels:
exboyfrien


I never understood girls who continued to be friends with their ex long after the fucking stops.

Maybe it's because I mostly dated assholes, but why on earth would I want to get coffee or go shopping or see a movie with a man whose primary function in my life was to make me scream with pleasure then scream with disgust when I found out he was fucking that skanky stripper behind my back?

Besides, when I see him again at the bar after another drunken night of depravity, I'd get to take him home and have hot hate-sex instead of just a "friendly" fuck. Bonus!

2 comments:

  1. Haha, I am friends with (most of) my ex-boyfriends primarily because they weren't assholes... we just didn't work out. I think because I see most of them so infrequently though I am able to ignore the features which displeased me.
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  2. I am actually friends with all of my ex's and in business with 2 of them if you can believe that. Like the comment above, these people were not assholes and by the time I stopped dating them all of the sexual tension was sucked out of the relationship. I like being friends with guys I dated because I know they are good people and I know I can trust them--that is the difference
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