I've recently started answering your sick and sexy questions via Formspring, Facebook and Twitter.
Here's a little taste of what kinda depravity I've been doling out:
Q: My boyfriend recently was injured, he has to wear a back brace when not in bed and an arm sling most of the time for the next 6 to 8 weeks. The doctors told him not to have sex or masturbate for at least 4 to 5 weeks because cumming might actually break his spine. After I was finished laughing I got reallt depressed. It's been 1 week, neither of us are doing so well. Suggestions?
A: Just because he's laid up doesn't mean you can't get laid! I assume his tongue isn't in a sling? So sit down on his face and make him get to work!
Q: so me and my guy have been together for a year and we now live together, so sex used to be a frequent thing, now it only happens when HE wants it to happen. what about me? how can i get our sex life back to a mutual thing. -Christina
A: Christina -- one question: how are your bj skillz? In my experience, no guy will refuse a hummer, no matter how tired he is. So get to work, then when it's good 'n ready, jump on that peen and do your business!
Q: How can you go from being fuck buddies to dating?
A: Right before he slips his peen between your thighs, just close your eyes and imagine you went to dinner first. Cuz that's the only way you'll ever get a fuck buddy to date you.
Have you got a question about sex, love or depravity? Ask me here: http://www.formspring.me/DepravedGirl It's anonymous!
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