My boyfriend has a "sex window." Like he'll get incredibly horny but if I don't do something about it within oh, about a half-an-hour, he loses the urge to purge his spoodge. I never understood that. I'm like a car, once you turn me on, I'll keep running until I'm out of gas ... or you turn me off with something like incredibly disgusting toenails.
But to be fair, I have a sex window too -- it looks out directly onto my neighbor's bedroom, where I can see him getting it on with his boyfriend at practically all hours.
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